A Dollyrots Christmas EP

by The Dollyrots

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All 5 Dollyrots Holiday songs... in ONE download! Name your own price :)

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released December 8, 2014

All songs performed by The Dollyrots - Kelly Ogden & Luis Cabezas

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The Dollyrots are a female-fronted rock n' roll band from California.

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Track Name: Messed Up Xmas
Stephen said to get you a gnome trap
So it could defend your lawn
Lauren said it would be really cool to use
Your lyrics in a song
Adriana said sea monkeys
Or maybe a chainsaw
Whit thought it'd be really cool to
Give you a pig in a jar

A life sized voodoo doll
And a bald cat for licking
All my friends made a list
Told me you'd want these gifts

It's Christmas what should I buy you
It's Christmas what will I get you
I asked all of my messed-up friends
They gave me the best suggestions Oh yeah

Schwann said to get a giraffe named peanut
Jon said a bass and a strap
Chris said to get 12 monkeys as santa
Doing the monster mash
Susan said a chocolate pudding pedicure
Or maybe a brain transplant
Thom suggested body paint and some whipped cream
Is that too much to ask

A bottle of whiskey
Or some wasabi dried peas
All my friends made a list
Told me you'd want these gifts

Who am I kidding
What do they know
I should just wrap myself up in a big red bow

A ninja bunny hat
A picture signed by Joan Jett
All my friends made a list
Told me you'd want these gifts
Track Name: Because I'm Santa
I'm from the North Pole
I'm bringing presents Christmas Eve
I've got a huge sack
I'm gonna break in while you sleep

I always tell you how cool you dress
Mrs. Claus helps me accessorize
You're smarter better no the best
Just look at me

I'm a fat man, with a white beard, in a red suit
Cause I'm Santa
I don't need doors, I've got chimneys, gimme cookies
Cause I'm Santa
That's right!

I've some reindeer
My sled gets sky-high MPGs
Drinkin some egg nog
And putting presents under trees

I always tell you how smart you are
Got those elves at work in factories
You're an academic superstar
With rosy cheeks

I'm a fat man, with a white beard, in a red suit
Cause I'm Santa
I don't need doors, I've got chimneys, gimme cookies
Cause I'm Santa
C'mon Rudolph!

So have you been good
Or does my list say you're naughty
Should I leave you coal
Or a new pony

I always tell you how great you smell
Like Wild Turkey, milk, and candy canes
You're stronger faster and can spell
All of your names!

I'm a fat man, with a white beard, in a red suit
Cause I'm Santa
I don't need doors, I've got chimneys, gimme cookies
Cause I'm Santa!

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
GIMME COOKIES! CAUSE I'M SANTA!