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A Very Dollyrots Christmas

by The Dollyrots

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I'm from the North Pole I'm bringing presents Christmas Eve I've got a huge sack I'm gonna break in while you sleep I always tell you how cool you dress Mrs. Claus helps me accessorize You're smarter better no the best Just look at me I'm a fat man, with a white beard, in a red suit Cause I'm Santa I don't need doors, I've got chimneys, gimme cookies Cause I'm Santa That's right! I've some reindeer My sled gets sky-high MPGs Drinkin some egg nog And putting presents under trees I always tell you how smart you are Got those elves at work in factories You're an academic superstar With rosy cheeks I'm a fat man, with a white beard, in a red suit Cause I'm Santa I don't need doors, I've got chimneys, gimme cookies Cause I'm Santa C'mon Rudolph! So have you been good Or does my list say you're naughty Should I leave you coal Or a new pony I always tell you how great you smell Like Wild Turkey, milk, and candy canes You're stronger faster and can spell All of your names! I'm a fat man, with a white beard, in a red suit Cause I'm Santa I don't need doors, I've got chimneys, gimme cookies Cause I'm Santa! Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! GIMME COOKIES! CAUSE I'M SANTA!
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Stephen said to get you a gnome trap So it could defend your lawn Lauren said it would be really cool to use Your lyrics in a song Adriana said sea monkeys Or maybe a chainsaw Whit thought it'd be really cool to Give you a pig in a jar A life sized voodoo doll And a bald cat for licking All my friends made a list Told me you'd want these gifts It's Christmas what should I buy you It's Christmas what will I get you I asked all of my messed-up friends They gave me the best suggestions Oh yeah Schwann said to get a giraffe named peanut Jon said a bass and a strap Chris said to get 12 monkeys as santa Doing the monster mash Susan said a chocolate pudding pedicure Or maybe a brain transplant Thom suggested body paint and some whipped cream Is that too much to ask A bottle of whiskey Or some wasabi dried peas All my friends made a list Told me you'd want these gifts Who am I kidding What do they know I should just wrap myself up in a big red bow A ninja bunny hat A picture signed by Joan Jett All my friends made a list Told me you'd want these gifts
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All 16 Dollyrots Holiday songs... in ONE download! Name your own price :)
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released December 8, 2014

All songs performed by The Dollyrots - Kelly Ogden & Luis Cabezas

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The Dollyrots Los Angeles, California

The Dollyrots are a female-fronted rock n' roll band from California.

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