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Originally released in 2012, this Dollyrots song is a funny take on their hit "Because I'm Awesome."

Watch the lyric video here: youtu.be/y2H6S6bXKAs

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I'm from the North Pole
I'm bringing presents Christmas Eve
I've got a huge sack
I'm gonna break in while you sleep

I always tell you how cool you dress
Mrs. Claus helps me accessorize
You're smarter better no the best
Just look at me

I'm a fat man, with a white beard, in a red suit
Cause I'm Santa
I don't need doors, I've got chimneys, gimme cookies
Cause I'm Santa
That's right!

I've some reindeer
My sled gets sky-high MPGs
Drinkin some egg nog
And putting presents under trees

I always tell you how smart you are
Got those elves at work in factories
You're an academic superstar
With rosy cheeks

I'm a fat man, with a white beard, in a red suit
Cause I'm Santa
I don't need doors, I've got chimneys, gimme cookies
Cause I'm Santa
C'mon Rudolph!

So have you been good
Or does my list say you're naughty
Should I leave you coal
Or a new pony

I always tell you how great you smell
Like Wild Turkey, milk, and candy canes
You're stronger faster and can spell
All of your names!

I'm a fat man, with a white beard, in a red suit
Cause I'm Santa
I don't need doors, I've got chimneys, gimme cookies
Cause I'm Santa!

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
GIMME COOKIES! CAUSE I'M SANTA!

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from A Dollyrots Christmas Mini​-​Album, released December 8, 2014
Recorded by Luis Cabezas at Hotel Wilshire (Los Angeles, CA) All performances by Kelly Ogden and Luis Cabezas

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The Dollyrots are a female-fronted rock n' roll band from California.

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